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This is the website of Goldenhog, a master of miller high life from the united states of america.


MP3 buffet

my newest albums

DOLLA: the saga of hurricane Ike

the Hatriot Act: a tribute to the bush administration, digitally reimagined!




here is a link to the roar at monkeys page:
Roar At Monkeys
all killer, no filler

Don't Do the Dirty Dishes
An early experiment with goofy audio effects on my simplistic synthesizer playing

Cacophany
Music becoming noise becoming music

Our Erotic Lifestyle
I sampled the movie "Polyester" for some reason

Wicked Jam
A 2006-style tape-hiss keytar masterpiece

Falcon
Breaking it down

Panini
Pleasant two-part harmony

Wall of Steven
Attempted mutli-instrumental harmonization. I think it worked out quite well!

Vertigo
This is my loving tribute to the band U2

Fonk
Combustible funkiness

Pins
Semi-somber solo piano-tone

What
 A mentally sound Wesley Willis

Weasel
You've got weasels on your face

Rapid
Ride the rapids of amateur improvisation

Guaff
This track is so crescent fresh you wouldn't believe it. tight orchestration.

Cool Cat Bad
This is the one where I break it down baroque style on the organ

Morrison
I don't know if you're ready for this - my Jim Morrison impression. It's the celebration of the lizard!

Put It On
It's pretty nice at first, but it quickly loses energy. I like it anyway!

Midnite
It's midnight. Do you know where your brain cells are?

Sin
Is doing a half-assed cover of a Nine Inch Nails song a sin? I may re-do the vocals for this later.

Bunk Bed
An older song that i painstakingly tracked, put through the grinder

Gee
Gee whiz, this is a good 'un

Grab
This is only a test

Galaga
Another old song overprocessed to hell for your listening pleasure

Catharsis
This song features Lord Twisted playing the springy door-stopper

Granny
My granny played the piany

The Verification Theory
Nice ambience. Got any Ambien?

Radish 2
I used to collect samples because i thought i would use them in a song one day. this is that song.

The Piano Man
I tried to do this song myself, but i fucked it up - so i made my brother do it instead.

Mumbly Joe
You can't tell what i'm saying except for that tenacious d part, but it's okay. feel free to listen.

Abusive Antics
You probably can't tell what i'm saying in this one either, but it's for the best. acoustic guitar by my older brother lord twisted!

Homegrown
Nibby Dibby! Wah! Chim Chimminy Chim Chiminy Charoo! Slap, slap, slap, slap! Haiy! ROIAH!

The Devil's Lab
This is from final fantasy 6j. it is acapella.





VIDEOS:
Glycerine
Masturbating Cat
Super
Goth as Fuck
Gank Orange Soda
My Midi and Me


Thank you, come again!

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most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.